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Movie Review: Wild Side

2. July 2010

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I had to blog about this film because it is the craziest movie I’ve seen in a while. It just makes no sense… and I think I like it! Ok. Ok. Ok. So what’s the plot? **Spoiler Alert** An investment banker (Anne Heche) buys a house with an ocean view which she can’t afford so [...]

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Movie Review: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane

21. October 2008

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This film is one of those fucked up movies like Birth, The Professional, Bastard out of Carolina, Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song and anything with Dakota Fanning in it that seems to have been made by pedophiles. A Summary: A 13 year old girl (Jodie Foster, who looked 10 at the time but was actually 14), [...]

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Movie Review: Sister My Sister

18. October 2008

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Sister My Sister is a very disturbing film based on the true story of French sisters, Christine and Lea Papin, who murdered their employer’s wife and daughter in 1933. You can read about them here and here. However, I will review this movie for what it is… a movie. Now, on to the film. First [...]

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Movie Review: Mercy

18. October 2008

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I can’t say this is one of my favorite movies however the ending earned this film a review. Mercy is another movie featuring Ellen Barkin and Julian Sands who were both in the movie Siesta. Don’t get me wrong, Mercy isn’t a terrible movie. It’s just really slow. If you have some time to kill [...]

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Movie Review: The Host

10. October 2008

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Whoa! This is an awesome movie! I can’t wait to tell the world about it. So, here I am telling you… world. The Host is fantastic! What is The Host anyway? The Host begins its deliciously creative tale with a man being forced to dump toxic chemicals from a military morgue down a drain which [...]

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Movie Review: Siesta

10. October 2008

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Ahhh Siesta, a movie that has always left a lasting impression on me. The film is an adaptation of the fiction novel Siesta: A Super Natural Love Story by Patrice Chaplin starring Ellen Barkin, Gabriel Byrne, Jodie Foster, Julian Sands, Isabella Rossellini, Grace Jones and Martin Sheen. I was in 6th or 7th grade when [...]

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Movie Review: 300

20. September 2008

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Ahhhh dare I rip this beloved movie apart? … Actually I’d love to for the simple fact that so many people blindly love it. This movie delivers socially horrific messages with pretty pictures. First things first; I had a problem with the whole process of creating certain types of men based on a desire to [...]

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Movie Review: Bin Jip – 3 Iron

18. September 2008

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When I first watched this movie I liked it but didn’t like the ending. It felt like “oh god, not another lazy writer who wants us to finish telling their story to ourselves”. But a day later the movie kept playing in my mind. I just couldn’t let it go. Eventually it began to all [...]

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