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• Be With Me 10/10

  2009-01-03 20:40

  This is an absolutely outstanding film! It's well...long as hell BUT very captivating. It is several really amazing stories in one. Not to mention the music is very beautiful and it often pops into my head for no reason. :)

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• 3 Iron 10/10

  2009-01-03 20:39

  This is an absolutely excellent movie about domestic abuse. The meanings within this movie are very subtle. I like that. There is a more in depth review of this film on this site.

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• Bella Martha 9/10

  2009-01-03 20:41

  This is a wonderful film. It was also nice to watch a German film if you enjoy watching films in different languages. The cinematography in this film was wonderful and it was a very heartwarming story.

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• Black Dynamite 8/10

  2009-11-10 15:08

  This movie didn't get funny until they went to Kung Fu Island towards the end of the movie and then it was so funny, I thought I'd burst from laughing. Making this movie was a tough decision because Blaxploitation movies are already funny even tough I suspect they weren't trying to be. :) This film also had a beautiful color treatment and overall was an excellent production. The music however, sounded like cheap stock though.

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• Ghost Town 7/10

  2009-01-03 20:37

  This was pretty damn funny I must admit. It felt like I was watching a bunch of different movies put together but it was still pretty hilarious.

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• Chernobyl Heart 6/10

  2009-01-03 20:44

  Sure this was a great documentary. Depressing and all that (a documentary staple in these times). But I really enjoyed watching it just to hear the Irish woman talk. :)

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• The Terminators 5/10

  2009-05-14 19:19

  This movie was at least entertaining. It was definitely low budget and felt like some had just learned how to do digital special effects got a little too "happy" about using their new found skill. I think they did a great job making the one terminator actor look like many terminators. You could tell a lot of planning went into that. The acting in this film was low budget horrible but in that way where you still feel entertained. The story is neither here nor there because nothing made any sense anyway.

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• Master's of Horror: Imprint 5/10

  2009-05-14 19:00

  This was the most bizarre and disturbing movie I've seen in a long time. Amazing cinematography and great storytelling but again a very disturbing movie. I did however like what they did with the colors (i.e. blue for innocence, red for evil, green for envy?)....

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• Bar Girls 5/10

  2009-01-03 20:37

  The feel of this movie was "cute" and there were some interesting characters but very stereotypical (let me guess, this is what the director wanted. Whatever.) Overall it was silly.

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• Dawn of the Dead 1978 5/10

  2009-01-03 20:18

  Funny stuff. It was more entertaining than the remake simply because it wasn't so realistic.

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• Red Without Blue 3/10

  2009-01-03 20:19

  I felt like I needed therapy after seeing this. The issue is that it really sucks for films like this to take you on such a bad road trip and not bring you back at the end or at some point. It was nothing but bad road and then within the last 2 minutes it ended something like "but we all love each other". Bad. Other than that what may have made a good story just felt like a situation where someone is whining to you about nothing and you'd wish they'd shut up.

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• A Summer In The Cage 3/10

  2009-01-03 20:16

  Just some predatory filmmaking. Deep down the filmmaker knew it.

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• District 9 2/10

  2009-08-22 22:14

  This is almost as terrible as "Knowing" but not quite. First of all, I am absolutely sick and tired of the same stories over and over and over again. And I'm sick and tired of these stories where one group/species or whatever is badly treated and in their own self hate tries to identify with their abusers and the abuser spends the entire movie being a self-center psychopath and then somehow becomes a hero. It's again evident that Hollywood has run out of storytellers and is now turned what was an art form into complete garbage. This movie got a rating of 2 because of the little alien son behaved like a brain powered being the entire time and truly added some level of worth to the film. His dad was ok too but nothing amazing. I also admit the psychopath who kept on until that suit was nearly shredded gained a little respect back for his efforts but nothing more. One must not forget what he was at the start of the movie which is who he would have continued to be had he not been transformed.

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• Knowing 1/10

  2009-08-22 22:32

  What a horrible, horrible, horrible movie. There is so much wrong with it but I think it's time to say to Western culture "It is time to officially graduate from elementary school and move on from all of these alien themes". I'm pretty positive that there are no aliens anywhere that care about us. Stop it! With that having been said.... This movie started off really well. I was intrigued. I really wanted to know what the little weird girl was up to. Turns out to be nothing worthwhile. Long story short (and I don't give a damn about spoiling this one for you) Weird girl hears alien voices, she writes down a bunch of numbers on paper which is put in a time capsule. Some egghead's son gets it 50 years later when they dig up the capsule. Egghead figures out that the numbers are all major disasters that have or are going to happen and the last one is the end of the world. Lame. Then he figures out through more foolishness that it's because there is going to be a solar flare that kills everything on the planet. Fun. Throughout all this, aliens keep stalking his son. In the end, he figures out the place the aliens will land, goes there and the aliens come to take the kids. Dad can't come, just the kids. Stupid. There is some bullshit hesitation then the son and this other insignificant little girl go with the aliens. Weak. Aliens fly them away and drop them off on some fantasy planet. End. If this plug-in had an option to give this movie a zero rating, that is what it would have. Oh yeah and the dad burns up with his parents.

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• The Trench 1/10

  2009-05-14 19:26

  Was this not the most ridiculous movie you've ever seen (for those who have seen it)? I felt like I was in a non-stop therapy session. There was nothing but crying and emotional outbursts and moody, girly conversation. My goodness! After all of that PMS talk from a trench full of men, they just started walking across a field like fools, getting shot up. How can one proclaim themselves to be an advanced civilization and not be smart enough to realize, walking towards your enemy out in the open as they are firing at you, hoping "some of you" will make it, is as amoeba-like as you can get. :)

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• Surveillance 1/10

  2009-05-14 19:09

  This is yet another film that presents psychotic behavior as 'cool' & 'exciting'. There were so many things wrong with this film, I'll have to do a full review at some point. Art reflects the nature of a culture. Right now, it feels like we are back in the days of the caveman.

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• Anaconda 4 1/10

  2009-05-14 18:03

  Sometimes, it's ok to just say "we don't have enough money to make a good movie" and walk away. This was nothing but bad acting, bad story, and bad special effects. If you can't even do a simple, effective, green screen to simulate driving then you have no business making a movie at all.

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• Blindness 1/10

  2009-05-14 17:53

  *Sigh* I'll just say this... people start to go blind (never is explained), they put the blind in an abandoned mental institution since the blindness appeared to be contagious. One woman, not wanting to leave her husband pretended to be blind and went to the quarantine area with him. Soon hundred of people have been put in this building and the woman is the ONLY one in there who can SEE. Soak that in. I'll skip the rest of the details and get to the point. I just about burst into flames when a few blind folks were able to take over the ENTIRE food supply and demand payment for this food AND later managed to RAPE some women in this place including the woman who could SEE. NONE of this is possible in real life. It is impossible for some who can see to allow someone who can not see to do these things. I mean, if you move, how will they find you? Oh whatever, its too stupid to even spend any more brain power on. I'm sure this movie had a great social message BUT they did a bad job at getting that message across.

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• Straightheads 1/10

  2009-01-03 20:21

  This one will get a full review. Basically the plot was horrible, the events that took place in the movie were horrible and without purpose and I was just disgusted overall with this waste of production money.

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• Birth 1/10

  2009-01-03 20:15

  A rating of "1" isn't low enough. This is just some disgusting Hollywood Pedophilia.

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