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  • Show the reviewHide the review13Teen 2/10

    2010-06-15 23:24

    Just a little LBB (Low Budget Bullshit). That pretty much sums it up. Shouldn't have been made. Even the title is awful.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the review3 Iron 10/10

    2009-01-03 20:39

    This is an absolutely excellent movie about domestic abuse. The meanings within this movie are very subtle. I like that. There is a more in depth review of this film on this site.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewA Summer In The Cage 3/10

    2009-01-03 20:16

    Just some predatory filmmaking. Deep down the filmmaker knew it.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAlice in Wonderland 2/10

    2010-06-15 23:35

    Ever since "The Road to El Dorado" I knew I would never let my kids watch any Disney movie and this one just solidifies the decision. Besides this being essentially boring, this kind of story and imagery just has no place among young minds I don't care that it's a story folks have been telling kids for forever. They should stop. There comes a time when a society has to mature and realize when a practice has become obsolete. Telling our kids demented stories to get a message across is obsolete. The only reason this got a "2" is because the cat was so fluffy and cute.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAnaconda 4 1/10

    2009-05-14 18:03

    Sometimes, it's ok to just say "we don't have enough money to make a good movie" and walk away. This was nothing but bad acting, bad story, and bad special effects. If you can't even do a simple, effective, green screen to simulate driving then you have no business making a movie at all.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAngela's Ashes 9/10

    2010-03-27 13:31

    This is one of my top 20 favorite movies. I personally feel this is visual storytelling at its best. This is the first movie I've seen where the pace of the story is driven by age specific time segments and every segment is equally interesting. I've seen many movies attempt this and they all lose momentum as the main character gets older. Not this movie. It is amazing.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBar Girls 5/10

    2009-01-03 20:37

    The feel of this movie was "cute" and there were some interesting characters but very stereotypical (let me guess, this is what the director wanted. Whatever.) Overall it was silly.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBe With Me 10/10

    2009-01-03 20:40

    This is an absolutely outstanding film! It's well...long as hell BUT very captivating. It is several really amazing stories in one. Not to mention the music is very beautiful and it often pops into my head for no reason. :)

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBella Martha 9/10

    2009-01-03 20:41

    This is a wonderful film. It was also nice to watch a German film if you enjoy watching films in different languages. The cinematography in this film was wonderful and it was a very heartwarming story.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBirth 1/10

    2009-01-03 20:15

    A rating of "1" isn't low enough. This is just some disgusting Hollywood Pedophilia.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBlack Dynamite 8/10

    2009-11-10 15:08

    This movie didn't get funny until they went to Kung Fu Island towards the end of the movie and then it was so funny, I thought I'd burst from laughing. Making this movie was a tough decision because Blaxploitation movies are already funny even tough I suspect they weren't trying to be. :) This film also had a beautiful color treatment and overall was an excellent production. The music however, sounded like cheap stock though.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBlindness 1/10

    2009-05-14 17:53

    *Sigh* I'll just say this... people start to go blind (never is explained), they put the blind in an abandoned mental institution since the blindness appeared to be contagious. One woman, not wanting to leave her husband pretended to be blind and went to the quarantine area with him. Soon hundred of people have been put in this building and the woman is the ONLY one in there who can SEE. Soak that in. I'll skip the rest of the details and get to the point. I just about burst into flames when a few blind folks were able to take over the ENTIRE food supply and demand payment for this food AND later managed to RAPE some women in this place including the woman who could SEE. NONE of this is possible in real life. It is impossible for some who can see to allow someone who can not see to do these things. I mean, if you move, how will they find you? Oh whatever, its too stupid to even spend any more brain power on. I'm sure this movie had a great social message BUT they did a bad job at getting that message across.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewChernobyl Heart 6/10

    2009-01-03 20:44

    Sure this was a great documentary. Depressing and all that (a documentary staple in these times). But I really enjoyed watching it just to hear the Irish woman talk. :)

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCop Out 1/10

    2010-03-27 12:48

    For real? ...No... For real? ... complete with tap dancing black man in cell phone costume! What year is this again? Please remind me because when I was watching this piece of garbage I thought we were back in the days of "black face". And yes, Bruce Willis needs to play dignified roles or sit down somewhere. I'm tired of watching him be a raggedy, dead beat, sociopath in nearly every film.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDawn of the Dead 1978 5/10

    2009-01-03 20:18

    Funny stuff. It was more entertaining than the remake simply because it wasn't so realistic.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDeath at a Funeral 2/10

    2010-06-15 23:20

    Another "African American" movie with no characters African Americans can actually identify with. Being black isn't the only requirement you know? Now that I think about it... it's always been that way. Except "Lackawans Blues" that was outstanding.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDistrict 9 2/10

    2009-08-22 22:14

    This is almost as terrible as "Knowing" but not quite. First of all, I am absolutely sick and tired of the same stories over and over and over again. And I'm sick and tired of these stories where one group/species or whatever is badly treated and in their own self hate tries to identify with their abusers and the abuser spends the entire movie being a self-center psychopath and then somehow becomes a hero. It's again evident that Hollywood has run out of storytellers and is now turned what was an art form into complete garbage. This movie got a rating of 2 because of the little alien son behaved like a brain powered being the entire time and truly added some level of worth to the film. His dad was ok too but nothing amazing. I also admit the psychopath who kept on until that suit was nearly shredded gained a little respect back for his efforts but nothing more. One must not forget what he was at the start of the movie which is who he would have continued to be had he not been transformed.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEdge of Darkness 4/10

    2010-03-27 12:52

    This movie was boring but then so is Mel Gibson. He's another individual who needs to play more dignified roles or sit down somewhere. I was also very disturbed by the shocking violence in this movie.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewExam 2/10

    2010-06-15 23:27

    There is an awful lot of movies being made about putting strangers in a room an watching them self destruct. This is just another one of them. Awful characters; awful acting; awful story. The end.

    0.3

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGhost Town 7/10

    2009-01-03 20:37

    This was pretty damn funny I must admit. It felt like I was watching a bunch of different movies put together but it was still pretty hilarious.

    0.3